Never get into fights with ugly people because they have nothing to lose. Fights between people have long been a problem in our society
Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor: People are always available for work in the past tense. In the realm of volunteerism, a peculiar phenomenon known as Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor has long been observed, albeit often unnoticed
Absent, adj.: Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed; slandered. In a quiet suburban town where neighbors once prided themselves on close-knit camaraderie, a baffling social phenomenon has emerged, revealing the darker underbelly of human interaction
"A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on." - Fred Allen In a bizarre incident that has sparked debates about etiquette and chivalry, a gentleman in New York City has been accused of violating the unspoken rules of courtesy after allegedly striking a lady while still wearing his hat