"George Washington was first in war, first in peace" - and the first to have his birthday juggled to make a long weekend. -- Ashley Cooper In an intriguing twist of history and tradition, the legacy of George Washington, the first U
"And I heard Jeff exclaim, As they strolled out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all" - You take credit cards, right?" -- "Outsiders" comic Alright, I need to generate a long news article based on the given sentence from the "Outsiders" comic