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"Playing an unamplified electric guitar is like strumming on a picnic table." - Dave Barry, "The Snake"

"Playing an unamplified electric guitar is like strumming on a picnic table." - Dave Barry, "The Snake"

## Analogies of the Apocalypse: Dave Barry, the "Barry-sm" and Acoustic Uproar Dave Barry's signature humor, often celebrated for its irreverent wit and ability to find the absurd in the mundane, has a singular quality: it manages to be both sharp and surprisingly insightful

"If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it." - Bob Hope

"If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it." - Bob Hope

The legendary comedian and entertainer Bob Hope once jokingly declared, "If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it

"Ain't nothin' an old man can do for me but bring me a message from a young man." - Moms Mabley

"Ain't nothin' an old man can do for me but bring me a message from a young man." - Moms Mabley

In the realm of comedy, few figures have left an indelible mark quite like Moms Mabley

There is a fly on your nose.

There is a fly on your nose.

In a bizarre and unsettling turn of events that has left scientists and onlookers alike in a state of both amusement and bewilderment, a small housefly has temporarily taken up residence on a person’s nose, becoming an unexpected center of attention

Last week's pet, this week's special.

Last week's pet, this week's special.

Last week's spotlight may have faded, but a new star is always ready to take center stage

Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers... they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key!

Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers... they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key!

Recent misinterpretations of a quote from Eric Hartford's character Dolphin in a local theater production have led to a whirlwind of controversy in the small coastal town of Cyprus Springs

"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people." - Orson Welles

"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people." - Orson Welles

In a recent revelation that adds another layer to the already legendary persona of Orson Welles, the iconic filmmaker and actor once shared a wry piece of medical advice he received from his doctor: "My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four