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"A University without students is like an ointment without a fly." - Ed Nather, professor of astronomy at UT Austin

"A University without students is like an ointment without a fly." - Ed Nather, professor of astronomy at UT Austin

The academic community was abuzz with the recent statement made by Ed Nather, a professor of astronomy at the University of Texas at Austin, who quipped that "A University without students is like an ointment without a fly

Seminars, n.: From "semi" and "arse", hence, any half-assed discussion.

Seminars, n.: From "semi" and "arse", hence, any half-assed discussion.

The phrase "seminars," when viewed through a decidedly unconventional linguistic lens – one that considers its etymological whispers – has recently ignited a surprisingly lively debate online and within academic circles

Q: What do they call the alphabet in Arkansas? A: The impossible dream.

Q: What do they call the alphabet in Arkansas? A: The impossible dream.

Okay, so I need to generate a long news article based on the joke: "What do they call the alphabet in Arkansas? The impossible dream

"Don't drop acid" - take it pass/fail. -- Seen in a Ladies Room at Harvard

"Don't drop acid" - take it pass/fail. -- Seen in a Ladies Room at Harvard

## Don't Drop Acid The stark, black marker message, scrawled across the chipped porcelain of a Harvard University ladies’ restroom stall, has ignited a surprisingly complex conversation on campus

For adult education nothing beats children.

For adult education nothing beats children.

In a confounding turn of events that has left scholars and educators scratching their heads, a new study has revealed that for adult education, nothing beats the unique learning abilities and social dynamics of children

"Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." - Charles Schulz

"Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." - Charles Schulz

No Fun Allowed: The Schulz Doctrine of Education If Charles Schulz, the creator of *Peanuts*, ever demanded that learning must be stripped of its inherent joy, it’s likely because he understood the tension between entertainment and education better than most

ACADEMY: A modern school where football is taught. INSTITUTE: An archaic school where football is not taught.

ACADEMY: A modern school where football is taught. INSTITUTE: An archaic school where football is not taught.

ACADEMY: A modern school where football is taught