I sat down beside her, said hello, offered to buy her a drink... and then natural selection reared its ugly head. The evening began like any other at The Dive Bar, a dimly lit corner joint where the neon Budweiser sign flickered like a dying star
Q: How can you tell if an elephant is having an affair with your wife? A: You have to wait 22 months. The saloon was thick with cigarette smoke and the smell of stale beer
