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"A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I. I believe everything positively stinks." - Lew Col

"A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I. I believe everything positively stinks." - Lew Col

## The Curious Case of Lew Col and the Anti-Optimist Movement The wellness industry is booming

You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of trash.

You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of trash.

In the quiet solitude of her study, an air thick with the scent of aged paper and faint traces of jasmine, Martha adjusted the spectacles perched on the bridge of her nose

"With a rubber duck, one's never alone." - Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

"With a rubber duck, one's never alone." - Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

In the whimsical and existential realm of Douglas Adams' "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," the irrefutably profound and comically absurd statement, "With a rubber duck, one's never alone," resonates through the vastness of space and the intricacies of human companionship

"All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable." - Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life"

"All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable." - Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life"

In a literary world where grand and glamorous comes standard, Fran Lebowitz, in her provocative book "Metropolitan Life," has thrown a compelling counter-thought into the mix with an equal dose of wit and wisdom

That's life. What's life? A magazine. How much does it cost? Two-fifty. I only have a dollar. That's life.

That's life. What's life? A magazine. How much does it cost? Two-fifty. I only have a dollar. That's life.

In the kaleidoscopic world of consumerism and fleeting desires, the recent release of *Life* magazine, themed around existential reflection and economic pragmatism, has stirred considerable conversation

"Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there?" - Herb Caen

"Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there?" - Herb Caen

A juxtaposition of two of California's most iconic cities has long been a topic of conversation among both locals and outsiders, with some remarking on the distinct personalities each city embodies

"Nemo me impune lacessit [No one provokes me with impunity]" - Motto of the Crown of Scotland

"Nemo me impune lacessit [No one provokes me with impunity]" - Motto of the Crown of Scotland

Okay, I need to generate a long news article based on the motto "Nemo me impune lacessit" which means "No one provokes me with impunity