"The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me." - Steven Wright
That other day, the enigmatic Steven Wright had a humorous anecdote to share, albeit with a twist of self-deprecation
Comedy
"I have a map of the United States. It's actual size. I spent last summer folding it. People ask me where I live, and I say, "E6"." - Steven Wright
Steven Wright, the enigmatic comedian known for his surreal and often perplexing one-liners, continues to captivate audiences with his unique perspective on reality
"When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"" - Steven Wright
The story, delivered with Steven Wright’s signature deadpan delivery, has become a viral sensation, sparking conversations about border security, personal freedoms, and the often-absurd realities of international travel
"I'll be comfortable on the couch. Famous last words." - Lenny Bruce
A well-known comedian, Lenny Bruce is best known for his biting social satire and provocative use of language