Agnes' Law: Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.
Okay, I need to generate a long news article based on the sentence "Agnes' Law: Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of
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"There are four boxes to be used in defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, and ammo. Please use in that order." - Ed Howdershelt
The defense of liberty has long been a cornerstone of democratic societies, with individuals and communities employing various tools to protect their freedoms
"When I demanded of my friend what viands he preferred, He quoth: "A large cold bottle, and a small hot bird!"" - Eugene Field, "The Bottle and the Bird"
In a bizarre turn of events, a local resident's peculiar request has left food experts and onlookers scratching their heads
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"This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." - Arthur C. Clarke
In an unprecedented era of human history, the future has become the focal point of widespread fascination and concern, a curious turn of events that renowned science fiction author Arthur C