Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way.

In a bizarre turn of events, a popular Zen koan has sparked a global debate over the role of individuals versus the universe in everyday tasks. The age-old riddle, "How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?" has been met with a seemingly absurd response that challenges traditional notions of agency and passivity.

For over a century, people have pondered this koan, seeking answers that explain the presence or necessity of Zen masters in this mundane task. The traditional answer has typically revolved around some number of Zen master—one, being the most common—because one would possess the mindfulness and presence to do the task correctly.

However, a recent interpretation by an anonymous philosopher claims that no Zen master is needed to screw in a light bulb. This bold assertion comes from the belief that the universe itself operates the mechanism of screwing in the bulb. According to this new interpretation, the actions of screwing in the bulb are not under the control of any individual, not even a Zen master.

This philosophy has caused consternation in the Zen community. Some monks argue that the world functions on cause and effect, meaning that a being with a mind should exert their willpower to change the world around them. Others believe that the state of oneness with the universe espoused by Zen teachings means that the self acts as an empty vessel through which reality manifests itself.

For example, one Zen master interviewed adverse to the idea stated, "The path of Zen is about controlling the mind. It is this rigorous self-control that allows an individual to execute a task such as screwing in a light bulb. Without the self, there is no action; hence, the universe cannot possibly manipulate a light switch. Our actions are born from our enlightenment, not cosmic intervention."

On the other side, an adherent of this new cosmic-centric belief system offered his explanation: "In Zen, we search for the true self. But what is the true self? It is the universe itself. Once you attain that understanding, you'll realize that even the simplest of tasks are not performed by individuals, but by the cosmos unfurling its grand design."

While this specific conundrum may never be resolved, it has brought attention to the way people perceive their actions and their influence—or lack thereof—on the world around them. Whether by an individual's choice or the universe's will, a light bulb will still need to be screwed in—for now, at least.