"Banectomy, n.: The removal of bruises on a banana." - Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
A peculiar term popped up this morning in a wide-ranging conversation about fruit and falls
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f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng.
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"In wine there is truth (In vino veritas)." - Pliny
Itchiness deepened as the Romans gathered for their nocturnal discussions, symposia, and banquets
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
In the bustling heart of New Orleans, a city renowned for its vibrant culture and rich history, an unusual debate has emerged, triggered by the words of a local legend, Louis "Satchmo" Armstrong
"It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens." - Woody Allen
A man walks down the busy streets of a bustling city, lost in thought
Rarely do people communicate; they just take turns talking.
The pervasive hum of disconnection has become the soundtrack of modern life, a disconcerting and increasingly isolating phenomenon
Fats Loves Madelyn.
Okay, here's a news article, flowing from the premise "Fats Loves Madelyn," aiming for a length exceeding 500 characters and a newsy tone