Think big. Pollute the Mississippi. In an unexpected and controversial move, a group of influential businessmen have proposed a plan to significantly increase industrial activities along the banks of the mighty Mississippi River
"You should make a point of trying every experience once" - except incest and folk-dancing. -- A. Bax, "Farewell My Youth" In an era where self-improvement and experiential living dominate cultural conversations, the credo “You should make a point of trying every experience once” resonates as both a call to adventure and a provocation
Gomme's Laws: (1) A backscratcher will always find new itches. (2) Time accelerates. (3) The weather at home improves as soon as you go away. Gomme’s Laws, a collection of surprisingly accurate observations about the human condition, have been circulating online with increasing fervor, sparking a wave of relatable memes and impromptu philosophical debates
"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school. - George Ade The rain hammered against the corrugated iron roof of the community center, a relentless, drumming rhythm that seemed to amplify the already palpable tension in the room
I sat down beside her, said hello, offered to buy her a drink... and then natural selection reared its ugly head. The evening began like any other at The Dive Bar, a dimly lit corner joint where the neon Budweiser sign flickered like a dying star
Canada Bill Jones's Motto: It's morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money. Canada Bill Jones's Supplement: A Smith and Wesson beats four aces. In a refreshing breach of political convention, Canadian business magnate and philanthropist, Bill Jones, has made waves with his unconventional approach to personal finance
There is a new anti-communist organization that advocates the use of wooden toilet seats. It's called the Birch John Society. In an unexpected turn of events, a new advocacy group has emerged, causing a stir with its unconventional approach to political ideologies and sustainability