Excellent day for putting Slinkies on an escalator.
In a world where the mundane often overshadows the whimsical, today was a day that celebrated the latter
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"Authors are easy to get on with" - if you're fond of children. -- Michael Joseph, "Observer"
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"Authors are easy to get on with," remarked the late publisher Michael Joseph in the Observer decades ago, "if you're fond of children
Non-sequiturs make me eat lampshades.
In an unusual turn of events, a local resident has reported that non-sequiturs, those seemingly illogical or unrelated statements, have been triggering an inexplicable urge to consume lampshades
Davis's Dictum: Problems that go away by themselves, come back by themselves.
A since-deleted tweet by famed tech investor, David Davis, ignited a firestorm of debate across social media yesterday
The easiest way to figure the cost of living is to take your income and add ten percent.
The age-old adage that the easiest way to figure the cost of living is to take your income and add ten percent has been a long-standing rule of thumb for many individuals
Better hope you get what you want before you stop wanting it.
As the world grapples with the ever-changing landscape of desire and satisfaction, a profound realization is beginning to sink in: the things we want most in life are often the very things that can lead to our downfall
"Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today." - Ogden Nash
In the quiet town of Mayville, a bizarre incident took place yesterday, leaving residents both amused and alarmed