"The cost of living has just gone up another dollar a quart." - W. C. Fields
In recent economic news, it's been announced that the cost of living has experienced yet another increase, with prices rising by an additional dollar per quart
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The one sure way to make a lazy man look respectable is to put a fishing rod in his hand.
In a world where sloth and indolence often reign supreme, there exists an enigmatic yet surprisingly effective method for transforming even the most lackadaisical of individuals into seemingly upstanding members of society
"The rain it raineth on the just And also on the unjust fella: But chiefly on the just, because The unjust steals the just's umbrella." - Lord Bowen
It was an ordinary day in the bustling city of London when the clouds began to gather in a foreboding formation
If you didn't have to work so hard, you'd have more time to be depressed.
In a world where the majority of people are constantly striving for success and balance, an interesting paradox has emerged: the harder one works, the less time they seem to have for self-reflection and emotional wellbeing
...the heat come 'round and busted me for smiling on a cloudy day.
In a city that has been sweltering under an oppressive heat wave for weeks, residents are finding solace in any semblance of respite from the suffocating atmosphere
Your lover will never wish to leave you.
In an unprecedented turn of events, a recent study has uncovered that your lover will never wish to leave you
It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.
In recent years, there has been a significant shift in the way software programs are developed and maintained, with many companies and developers adopting an agile approach that places a premium on flexibility and adaptability