"If you don't go to other men's funerals they won't go to yours." - Clarence Day If you don't go to other men's funerals, they won't go to yours
Philosophy, n.: Unintelligible answers to insoluble problems. In a world where questions are being asked more frequently than ever before, it seems only appropriate that philosophers should be sought out for their unintelligible answers to insoluble problems
"If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder." - Pope John Paul I In an unexpected twist of fate and divine providence, Pope John Paul I's recent ascent to the throne of St
THE DAILY PLANET SUPERMAN SAVES DESSERT! Plans to "Eat it later" In a world where superheroes and their human counterparts often find themselves entwined in a web of adventures and heroics, one story stands out as a beacon of hope and camaraderie among friends
"Familiarity breeds contempt" - and children. -- Mark Twain In a recent turn of events that has caught the attention of both parents and educators alike, the phrase "familiarity breeds contempt," coined by renowned author Mark Twain, is finding itself at the center of a heated debate about its relevance in the world today
Marxist Law of Distribution of Wealth: Shortages will be divided equally among the peasants. In a world where the Marxist Law of Distribution of Wealth holds true, society is governed by a set of principles that emphasize the equitable distribution of resources and wealth
"Life begins at the centerfold and expands outward." - Miss November, 1966 A New Perspective in Artificial Intelligence: Life Begins at the Centerfold and Expands Outward In a world where artificial intelligence (AI) is becoming more prevalent, one sentence uttered by "Miss November" in 1966 has taken on new meaning