I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers; what I said was all saloonkeepers were Democrats. In recent political discourse, the claim that all Democrats are somehow associated with saloons or their proprietors has become increasingly prevalent
"The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep." - Woody Allen In a remarkable display of inter-species harmony, two unlikely creatures found themselves sharing a moment of peace and coexistence
Stamp out organized crime!! Abolish the IRS. In recent years, the battle against organized crime has been a priority for law enforcement and government agencies across the country
Force it!!! If it breaks, well, it wasn't working anyway... No, don't force it, get a bigger hammer. In a world where innovation and progress are celebrated, there lies an undercurrent of frustration as individuals struggle with their daily routines and the limitations imposed by the very systems they seek to improve
Anyone can make an omelet with eggs. The trick is to make one with none. In a world where tradition and innovation often intertwine, an unusual culinary trend has emerged that challenges the conventional understanding of what it means to create an omelette
Wilcox's Law: A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants. In a remarkable display of human ingenuity and camaraderie, a phenomenon known as "Wilcox's Law" has been gaining traction across various social circles
If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances are 50-50 it will. In a world where seemingly insurmountable odds can often determine the fate of individuals and societies alike, the occurrence of improbable events has captured the imagination of people for generations