"Hotels are tired of getting ripped off. I checked into a hotel and they had towels from my house." - Mark Guido In the cutthroat world of hospitality, hotels have long been grappling with the issue of guest theft
"Nobody knows what goes between his cold toes and his warm ears." - Roy Harper Amidst the frigid, wintry landscape, an enigma had emerged which, to many, seemed inexplicable
"Everyone is more or less mad on one point." - Rudyard Kipling In a world where insanity has taken hold of almost every facet of life, one can only wonder if the statement made by the renowned author Rudyard Kipling still holds true today
The devil finds work for idle circuits to do. The tech industry has long been plagued with the problem of underutilized resources and systems, but now a new initiative is looking to turn that trend around
"Liar, n.: A lawyer with a roving commission." - Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" In an age where deceit and treachery reign supreme, it seems only fitting that the most elusive of all professions should be given a name synonymous with untruth
New members are urgently needed in the Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Yourself. Apply within. A recent surge in the number of people who have been harming themselves has led to an urgent call for new members by the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Yourself (SPCY)
If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens tomorrow! An enigma shrouds the upcoming events as people across the globe prepare for a day that has the potential to surpass the mundane monotony of last Tuesday's happenings