A clever prophet makes sure of the event first.
The air in the dusty marketplace of Aethoria always held a certain hum of anticipation, but today, it was different
Latest
As of next Tuesday, C will be flushed in favor of COBOL. Please update your programs.
In a shocking move, the programming landscape is set to undergo a seismic shift as C, a language that has been a stalwart of the industry for decades, is set to be phased out in favor of COBOL
"I love children. Especially when they cry" - for then someone takes them away. -- Nancy Mitford
2023-03-27 20:56:55
As a society, we often hear the phrase "cherish and love children," but do we truly understand what this means? For some, it means providing a safe and nurturing environment for children to grow and thrive
"Pretend to spank me" - I'm a pseudo-masochist!
The incident at the Willow Creek Community Center has sparked a furious debate about boundaries, consent, and the increasingly blurred lines of online communities and real-world interactions
"For the first time we have a weapon that nobody has used for thirty years. This gives me great hope for the human race." - Harlan Ellison
In a stunning turn of events, renowned science fiction author and futurist Harlan Ellison has released a statement that has captivated the world's attention
The more things change, the more they stay insane.
As the world hurtles forward at breakneck speed, it's becoming increasingly clear that the old adage "the more things change, the more they stay the same" is in need of a Modern twist
If God didn't mean for us to juggle, tennis balls wouldn't come three to a can.
In a bizarre incident that has left residents of a small town scratching their heads, local resident and self-proclaimed juggling enthusiast, Bubba Jenkins, was arrested yesterday for causing a public disturbance