"A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing." - Alan J. Perlis ## The Enduring Echo of Perlis: How Programming Languages Shape Thought and the Future of Code Alan J
"Alone, adj.: In bad company." - Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" In an era where social connectivity is often fetishized as a cornerstone of human well-being, the sting of loneliness often cuts deeper for those who find themselves in situations that Ambrose Bierce, the acerbic wit behind "The Devil’s Dictionary," might describe as being "alone, adj
panic: kernel segmentation violation. core dumped (only kidding) In a shocking turn of events, computer users around the world were left stunned and bewildered as a message flashed on their screens: "panic: kernel segmentation violation
Rule of Creative Research: 1) Never draw what you can copy. 2) Never copy what you can trace. 3) Never trace what you can cut out and paste down. In an intriguing turn of events, the art world is abuzz with a new set of guidelines known as the "Rule of Creative Research
Tip of the Day: Never fry bacon in the nude. Okay, here's a news article based on the prompt, aiming for a tone that balances the absurdity of the initial statement with a more serious exploration of the incident it likely stems from
"The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth." - Niels Bohr In the intricate tapestry of human thought, various paradoxes and counterintuitive insights are woven together, each offering a glimpse into the complexity of existence
"If there is any realistic deterrent to marriage, it's the fact that you can't afford divorce." - Jack Nicholson Economic instability is often seen as one key factor influencing the success of marriages across the globe