If food be the music of love, eat up, eat up.
In a world where culinary arts have long been revered as a form of artistic expression, it comes as no surprise that the association between food and love dates back to the beginning of human history
Latest
/usr/news/gotcha
/usr/news/gotcha
A peculiar string of occurrences began coalescing within the server logs at 03:17 PST this morning, centered around a single, highly unusual file path: /usr/news/gotcha
Agnes' Law: Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.
Okay, I need to generate a long news article based on the sentence "Agnes' Law: Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of
"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love." - Charlie Brown
The melancholy musings of Charlie Brown have once again struck a chord with the lovelorn masses
"In war it is not men, but the man who counts." - Napoleon
In war, it is not merely the collective mass of soldiers, strategies, or supplies that determines victory—it is the extraordinary individual, the singular voice of leadership that shapes the course of history
"A man may well bring a horse to the water, but he cannot make him drink with he will." - John Heywood
In the realm of human-animal interactions, an age-old adage continues to resonate profoundly: "A man may well bring a horse to the water, but he cannot make him drink with he will
Seattle is so wet that people protect their property with watch-ducks.
The persistent gray drizzle of Seattle had become something of a civic legend, a daily patter on windowpanes and a constant companion to locals