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"All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun. Money's just the way we keep score." - Henry Tyroon

"All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun. Money's just the way we keep score." - Henry Tyroon

Article Selling Style: Wealthy Residents Turn High-Stakes Deals into Competitive Fun Celebrity spotting has a new favorite pastime in exclusive Palmwood Estates

"Opium is very cheap considering you don't feel like eating for the next six days." - Taylor Mead, famous transvestite

"Opium is very cheap considering you don't feel like eating for the next six days." - Taylor Mead, famous transvestite

In a startling revelation steeped in the counterculture of the 1960s, notorious figure Taylor Mead, a prominent figure in the transgender and artistic communities, shared a controversial sentiment about opium

Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the mail. Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the Boss is reading it.

Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the mail. Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the Boss is reading it.

The phenomenon has baffled postal workers, document specialists, and even a few physicists, but the reports are consistent: perfectly crafted, meticulously proofread letters, devoid of any initial errors, are inexplicably developing flaws during transit

"Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it" - Richard Feynman

"Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it" - Richard Feynman

In a recent interview, a prominent physicist was asked to justify the massive investments being made in basic scientific research, given that many of the breakthroughs seem to have little immediate practical application

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man." - Mark Twain

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man." - Mark Twain

In a return to a familiar theme, the often dark and humorous musings of Mark Twain have taken on a life of their own in the form of a developing social phenomenon

"And I heard Jeff exclaim, As they strolled out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all" - You take credit cards, right?" -- "Outsiders" comic

"And I heard Jeff exclaim, As they strolled out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all" - You take credit cards, right?" -- "Outsiders" comic

Alright, I need to generate a long news article based on the given sentence from the "Outsiders" comic

"I was toilet-trained at gunpoint." - Billy Braver

"I was toilet-trained at gunpoint." - Billy Braver

## … The statement hung in the air, stark and unsettling