A bug in the hand is better than one as yet undetected. In a groundbreaking revelation that has sent shockwaves through the tech industry, cybersecurity professionals have uncovered a peculiar phenomenon that defies conventional wisdom
No spitting on the Bus! Thank you, The Management. ## The simple laminated notice appeared overnight on every bus operated by MetroCity Public Transit: centered at eye-level, occupying half a window space, bold black letters stark against a bright yellow background
"You know if they ever find a way to harness sarcasm as an energy source, you people are all going to owe me big." - Bill Paul In a world increasingly focused on renewable energy and innovative solutions to the global climate crisis, an unexpected and humorous proposition has emerged from the mind of Bill Paul, a self-proclaimed "sarcasm enthusiast" and social commentator
What's this stuff about people being "released on their own recognizance"? Aren't we all out on own recognizance? There's a term being tossed around quite a bit these days that can leave even some legal professionals scratching their heads
"There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature." - Stephen Stills The weight of that sentence, uttered by Stephen Stills decades ago, hangs heavy in the air of a world grappling with shifting power dynamics, evolving relationships, and a persistent, often uncomfortable, fascination with the female experience
"If parents would only realize how they bore their children." - George Bernard Shaw If parents would only realize how they bore their children, society would be a better place for the younger generation
"Brain, n.: The apparatus with which we think that we think." - Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" The Illusion of Thought: Unpacking Ambrose Bierce’s Witty Definition of the Brain In his sardonic masterpiece *The Devil’s Dictionary*, Ambrose Bierce defines the brain as "the apparatus with which we think that we think