If it's worth doing, do it for money.
In a surprising turn of events, the local arts council has adopted a new mantra: "If it's worth doing, do it for money
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Four hours to bury the cat? Yes, damn thing wouldn't keep still, kept mucking about, 'owling...
In a bizarre incident that has left residents of rural Oxfordshire scratching their heads, a local man claimed it took him four hours to bury his deceased cat—not due to the task’s physical demands, but because the supposedly lifeless feline refused to stay put
Freedom from incrustation of grime is contiguous to rectitude.
Okay, here's a news article built around the prompt sentence "Freedom from incrustation of grime is contiguous to rectitude," aiming for a length exceeding 500 characters and a news-style tone
Death has been proven to be 99% fatal in laboratory rats.
Following a decade-long research initiative that some are calling "one of science's bleakest endeavors," the Iridonia Institute of Biological Metrics released staggering findings today: laboratory validation confirms that death exhibits a 99% fatality rate among rodent test subjects
ANDROPHOBIA: Fear of men.
Androphobia, an often misunderstood and overlooked anxiety disorder, refers to an intense and irrational fear of men
The young Georgia miss came to the hospital for a checkup. "Have you been X-rayed?" asked the doctor. "Nope," she said, "but ah've been ultraviolated."
A young Georgia girl, barely out of childhood, walked into the hospital emergency room with her parents, seeking a routine checkup
"My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world." - Muhammad Ali
In a world where comedy is a staple in everyday life, a quote has surfaced that highlights the power of truth and wit intertwined