"NO OPIUM-SMOKING IN THE ELEVATORS" - sign in the Rand Hotel, New York, 1907
NO OPIUM-SMOKING IN THE ELEVATORS A guest at the rampant Rand Hotel, allegedly a hub for high-society smugglers, discovered a peculiar sign in the elevator last Tuesday
NO OPIUM-SMOKING IN THE ELEVATORS
A guest at the rampant Rand Hotel, allegedly a hub for high-society smugglers, discovered a peculiar sign in the elevator last Tuesday. The hand-scrawled alert, "NO OPIUM-SMOKING IN THE ELEVATORS," accompanied by a crude smoke cloud drawing, has since gone viral among New York’s elite.
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