If God didn't mean for us to juggle, tennis balls wouldn't come three to a can.

In a bizarre incident that has left residents of a small town scratching their heads, local resident and self-proclaimed juggling enthusiast, Bubba Jenkins, was arrested yesterday for causing a public disturbance. According to eyewitnesses, Jenkins was seen standing in the middle of the town square, surrounded by dozens of cans of tennis balls, which he was enthusiastically juggling.

As police approached the scene, Jenkins is said to have exclaimed, "If God didn't mean for us to juggle, tennis balls wouldn't come three to a can!" Witnesses described the scene as "surreal" and "hilarious," with many onlookers laughing and cheering Jenkins on as he expertly kept the balls in the air.

Jenkins, a 32-year-old former circus performer, has long been known for his passion for juggling. Friends and family describe him as a kind and gentle soul, who has always been driven by a desire to spread joy and happiness through his performances.

However, not everyone in the town is amused by Jenkins' antics. Local business owner, Agnes Thompson, complained to police that the disturbance was causing a disruption to her daily routine. "I was trying to run my bakery, and all these people were gathered around watching this...this...juggling spectacle," she said. "It was chaos!"

Despite Thompson's concerns, many in the community have rallied around Jenkins, arguing that his juggling skills bring a much-needed injection of fun and whimsy to the town. "Bubba's a great guy, and he always makes us laugh," said longtime friend, Jimmy Wilson. "If a few tennis balls getting juggled in the town square is what it takes to bring some joy to our lives, then I'm all for it!"

As for Jenkins, he was released from custody late yesterday evening, and is expected to face charges of disorderly conduct at a hearing next week. However, he's already planning his next move, and has announced plans to host a juggling festival in the town square next month.

The festival, which Jenkins is calling "Tennis Ballapalooza," promises to feature live music, food vendors, and of course, plenty of juggling. Jenkins has even invited a troupe of professional jugglers to perform, and is planning to break a world record for the most tennis balls juggled simultaneously.

When asked about his inspiration for the festival, Jenkins simply smiled and said, "If God didn't mean for us to juggle, tennis balls wouldn't come three to a can. It's as simple as that."