FORTUNE'S RULES TO LIVE BY: #2 Never goose a wolverine.

In the heart of the vast Alaskan wilderness lies an unassuming creature that has captured the curiosity and imagination of many: the wolverine. A powerful yet elusive animal, the wolverine is known for its remarkable adaptability and tenacity, which have earned it the nickname "the goose killer." However, not everyone seems to appreciate the wolverine's talents.

Recently, a group of adventurous tourists embarked on a thrilling journey into the Alaskan wilderness with one primary goal: to witness the majestic wolverine in its natural habitat. Little did they know that their decision would lead them down a path filled with danger and unexpected consequences.

As the group ventured deeper into the dense forest, they were warned by local guides of the potential dangers lurking around every corner. They were advised to stay vigilant and avoid provoking any of the creatures they encountered. Among these cautionary tales was Fortune's Rule #2: Never goose a wolverine.

The tourists, though initially skeptical about the significance of this seemingly whimsical rule, soon came to understand its importance as they began to witness firsthand the incredible agility and ferocity of the wolverine. As they traversed the treacherous terrain, they quickly learned that these creatures were not to be trifled with lightly.

One fateful evening, after a long day of tracking and observing the wolverines, the group decided to set up camp near a secluded riverbank. As darkness fell, the tourists huddled together, sharing stories and trying to keep their nerves at bay. Little did they know that a nearby wolverine had taken an interest in their presence.

As the hours ticked by, one of the more boisterous members of the group decided that it would be amusing to attempt to goose the wolverine lurking just beyond the light of their campfire. Disregarding the warnings from both their local guides and Fortune's Rule #2, this individual embarked on a foolhardy attempt at provocation.

Unbeknownst to him, the wolverine had been lying low in the shadows, carefully observing the humans and their activities. As soon as it detected the provocative act, it sprang into action, displaying incredible speed and ferocity. In an instant, the wolverine closed the distance between itself and the unsuspecting tourist, launching a vicious attack that left him with life-altering injuries.

The rest of the group scrambled to assist their friend, attempting to fend off the enraged creature while simultaneously tending to their injured companion. In the end, however, it became clear that the wolverine was not one to be trifled with so easily. As the sun began to rise over the Alaskan wilderness, the group was forced to retreat from their camp, leaving behind a chilling reminder of the dangers that lurked within the forest's depths.

In the days that followed, the tourists reflected on their harrowing experience and the wisdom imparted by Fortune's Rule #2: Never goose a wolverine. They realized that nature holds many mysteries, and even the most seemingly harmless creatures can possess an unmatched ferocity when provoked.

As they returned home, the tourists vowed to share their harrowing tale with friends, family, and anyone else who might venture into the Alaskan wilderness. They hoped that their story would serve as a cautionary tale, reminding others of the importance of respect for nature and the creatures that inhabit it.