Apathy Club meeting this Friday. If you want to come, you're not invited.

In a bizarre move, the local Apathy Club has announced its next meeting, set to take place this Friday, with a peculiar caveat: attendees are explicitly not invited. The club, known for its indifferent and unenthusiastic approach to, well, everything, seems to be taking its apathetic stance to a new level.

According to sources within the club, the meeting will be a discussion-based event, where members will gather to talk about their complete lack of interest in any particular topic. The agenda, which has been released to a select few, includes a debate on the pros and cons of showing up to the meeting, with a likely consensus that it's all not worth it.

The club's president, John Smith, stated in an interview that the meeting is "meh, I guess it's happening" and that "if you really want to come, you're not allowed to." When asked what the point of the meeting was, Smith shrugged and said, "I don't know, maybe just to exist, I suppose."

Despite the seemingly contradictory message, club members are excited, or at least, not particularly disappointed, about the upcoming event. "I'm not really looking forward to it, but I won't be actively trying to avoid it either," said club member, Jane Doe.

The meeting will take place at the local community center, but attendees are instructed not to bother RSVPing or even showing up. "If you're really interested in coming, just don't," said Smith. "We don't want to deal with the hassle of having you there."

In a strange twist, the club has announced that there will be a "non-catering" service, providing an assortment of unremarkable snacks and lukewarm beverages. "It's not like we're going out of our way to impress anyone," said Smith.

The Apathy Club's meeting this Friday is shaping up to be a non-event, with all the excitement of a sedated sloth. If you're interested in attending, don't be. If you're not interested, well, you're probably not going to bother showing up anyway.

When asked about the meeting's purpose, club members seemed genuinely apathetic. "Whatever, I guess it's happening," said one member. "I'm not really sure why I'm a part of this club, but I don't really care enough to quit either," said another.

The Apathy Club's logo, which features a stylized image of a shrugging emoji, has become a symbol of the club's ethos: "meh." As the meeting approaches, one thing is clear: nothing is going to happen, and everyone is okay with that.

In related news, the local library has announced a new book club, focused on reading and discussing books about apathy. The first meeting will be held next week, and attendees are enthusiastically not expected to participate.

The Apathy Club's meeting this Friday will be a true test of the club's commitment to, well, not really caring about anything. If you're not invited, don't bother trying to come. And if you're invited, well, just don't show up.